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FIFTY SHADES OF GRAYCHAPTER 3:
SOME MORE BORING SHIT HAPPENS
THERE IS A PHOTOSHOOT OF CHRISTIAN.
Ok what we know about Christian is that he has really long fingers. Because like every other sentence is talking about how long his fingers are. I wonder what kind of Slenderman fingers does this freak have.
 Christian and Anna have some kind of boring ass date. They talk about their boring ass lives.
CHAPTER 4-7 BECAUSE I TOTALLY WASN’T PLAYING ATTENTION:
still boring
oh wait, Christian is telling Anna HE IS TOO DANGEROUS.
AAAAND ANNA IS REJECTED BOOM.
Uuuuh so Christian rejected Anna but he sent her expensive books. You are sending mix signals. WAIT NO, ACCEPT THEM ANNA. DON’T GIVE THEM BACK.
Hah the Drunk Dial Scene is kinda funny, I smirked at it.
Jose tried to force kiss Anna, Anna says stawp. Jose doesn’t stawp.
Christian makes Jose stawp.
Anna barfs, Christian holds Anna’s hair back. That’s true love there.
Wut Christian tracked you by your phone. At least her Inner Goddess, points out that is kind of stalkerish.
Welp Anna passed out in Christian’s hotel room.
BORING BORING BORING
UUUUuuuuugh Anna for the first time in 21 years is feeling “FEELINGS”. 
Christian: OMG ANNA YOUR BORING ASS PERSONALITY, IT’S SO ATTRACTIVE. I JUST CAN’T QUIT YOU.
Ugh the ‘I want to bite that lip’ line. Is just so gross to hear. Gross nigga, Gross.
Also Anna bites her lips so much you are surprised she even has lips any more.
EW EW EW DON’T USE CHRISTIAN’S TOOTH BRUSH. THAT ISN’T NAUGHTY OR SEXY, THAT’S GROCE.
There first kiss scene, that’s (what I think) the most sexiest? scene. Or as sexy the book gets. After this scene it goes down hill.
Who is Elliot suppose to be based off of.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh boring.
Kate is the only one with sense not to like Christian.
Anna: ‘I still don’t see what he sees in me’. Well shit nigga that makes two of us.
A PLANE RIDE WEEEEH, BUT ALSO IT’S BORING TO READ ABOUT.
lol all Anna wears is basically jeans and she always comments I LOOK SMART ENOUGH. Like gurl, I don’t think you know what that word means.
Ohmagud the play room scene. WILL THERE BE XBOX?
And the ‘I don’t make love, I fuck. Fuck hard’ line. Gag. Gag me with ten spoons. 

FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY
CHAPTER 3:

  • SOME MORE BORING SHIT HAPPENS
  • THERE IS A PHOTOSHOOT OF CHRISTIAN.
  • Ok what we know about Christian is that he has really long fingers. Because like every other sentence is talking about how long his fingers are. I wonder what kind of Slenderman fingers does this freak have.
  •  Christian and Anna have some kind of boring ass date. They talk about their boring ass lives.

CHAPTER 4-7 BECAUSE I TOTALLY WASN’T PLAYING ATTENTION:

  • still boring
  • oh wait, Christian is telling Anna HE IS TOO DANGEROUS.
  • AAAAND ANNA IS REJECTED BOOM.
  • Uuuuh so Christian rejected Anna but he sent her expensive books. You are sending mix signals. WAIT NO, ACCEPT THEM ANNA. DON’T GIVE THEM BACK.
  • Hah the Drunk Dial Scene is kinda funny, I smirked at it.
  • Jose tried to force kiss Anna, Anna says stawp. Jose doesn’t stawp.
  • Christian makes Jose stawp.
  • Anna barfs, Christian holds Anna’s hair back. That’s true love there.
  • Wut Christian tracked you by your phone. At least her Inner Goddess, points out that is kind of stalkerish.
  • Welp Anna passed out in Christian’s hotel room.
  • BORING BORING BORING
  • UUUUuuuuugh Anna for the first time in 21 years is feeling “FEELINGS”. 
  • Christian: OMG ANNA YOUR BORING ASS PERSONALITY, IT’S SO ATTRACTIVE. I JUST CAN’T QUIT YOU.
  • Ugh the ‘I want to bite that lip’ line. Is just so gross to hear. Gross nigga, Gross.
  • Also Anna bites her lips so much you are surprised she even has lips any more.
  • EW EW EW DON’T USE CHRISTIAN’S TOOTH BRUSH. THAT ISN’T NAUGHTY OR SEXY, THAT’S GROCE.
  • There first kiss scene, that’s (what I think) the most sexiest? scene. Or as sexy the book gets. After this scene it goes down hill.
  • Who is Elliot suppose to be based off of.
  • siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh boring.
  • Kate is the only one with sense not to like Christian.
  • Anna: ‘I still don’t see what he sees in me’. Well shit nigga that makes two of us.
  • A PLANE RIDE WEEEEH, BUT ALSO IT’S BORING TO READ ABOUT.
  • lol all Anna wears is basically jeans and she always comments I LOOK SMART ENOUGH. Like gurl, I don’t think you know what that word means.
  • Ohmagud the play room scene. WILL THERE BE XBOX?
  • And the ‘I don’t make love, I fuck. Fuck hard’ line. Gag. Gag me with ten spoons.