LOOK I'M USING TUMBLR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Hurrrr sorry I didn’t post anything on Saturday, probably no one noticed. 
LAST TIME ON FIFTY SHADES OF CRAYCRAY…

OMG I LOST MY PLACE IN MY AUDIO BOOK I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THE TIME DOWN. WHATEVS, I DOUBT WHAT EVER I SKIP OVER WAS IMPORTANT.

BACK TO THIS POORLY WRITTEN SUMMARY? RECAP? ….THING.
CHAPTER ???:
I was able to find a spot close enough to where I left off.
Christian and Anna, still on a date. They are talking about trust. Pretty much the convo is just Christian say ‘OMG YOU SHOULD TOTES TRUST ME!’
Ok I really want to find out why Christian is so into feeding Anna.
Christian: “HMM TASTE OF THE SEA” (after eating oysters). Ugghh so corny.
Christian: “you don’t chew oysters.” Now as a fatty, I have eaten a lot of oysters in my day. I never swallowed a oyster, I always chewed them. Have I been eating oysters the wrong way my whole life?!
OMG I NEED A PENETRATIVE WORD COUNT (Penetrative count: about 1 per chapter now I think) , THIS WORD RIGHT NEXT TO BLAZE IS THIS WOMAN’S FAVORITE WORDS.
LOL i love Anna’s hard line of ‘I’M NOT GONNA LET ANY ONE TELL ME HOW MUCH TO EAT, HOW HARD I CAN FUCK IS A-KO. BUT FOOD, HELL NAW.’ Hey I guess we all got our lines in the sand some where.
OMG I’m so hungry, I wish I had some seafod or at least something edible, all I have is a fucking tub of butter my last roommate left. You can’t eat butter. It’s not even real butter it’s fucking Country Crock.
Man Christian is counting Anna’s calories. That’s….I can’t tell if it is more creepy or rude.
Christian: “YOU CAN BE DESSERT.” Just when I didn’t think he could get more cheesy.
Christian explaining to Anna about how being a sub would be easy, kinda makes sense. But it sound wrong coming from Christian. I guess because I don’t believe him as a dom and he comes off as a controlling stalker.
Damn ROBO CHRISTIAN CAN DETECT PANTIES WETTENING IN A TABLE CLOTH RANGE.
I’M DYING, THE MOST AWKWARD SEDUCTION EVER. Anna sucking on a cold asparagus and then biting off the tip. Um girl…well you tried.
BLAZE WORD (referring to Christian’s eyes) COUNT: around 10 now.
Christian: “OMG IS THAT YOUR SHITTY ASS CAR ANNA, HOW DO IT EVEN WERK?” Damn Christian not every one is a bu-billionaire like you.
Anna is pretty much having a small break down about if she waste 3 months of her time banging Christian. Am I a cold person to think, 3 months time is not a lot of time, that’s like a good time for a trial dating/fucking/dom-subbing. You know what a long time is? 2 years with a shitty cell phone plan you can’t break or a bad hair cut that you have to wait to grow out.
So that was this chapter.

Hurrrr sorry I didn’t post anything on Saturday, probably no one noticed. 

LAST TIME ON FIFTY SHADES OF CRAYCRAY…

OMG I LOST MY PLACE IN MY AUDIO BOOK I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THE TIME DOWN. WHATEVS, I DOUBT WHAT EVER I SKIP OVER WAS IMPORTANT.

BACK TO THIS POORLY WRITTEN SUMMARY? RECAP? ….THING.

CHAPTER ???:

  • I was able to find a spot close enough to where I left off.
  • Christian and Anna, still on a date. They are talking about trust. Pretty much the convo is just Christian say ‘OMG YOU SHOULD TOTES TRUST ME!’
  • Ok I really want to find out why Christian is so into feeding Anna.
  • Christian: “HMM TASTE OF THE SEA” (after eating oysters). Ugghh so corny.
  • Christian: “you don’t chew oysters.” Now as a fatty, I have eaten a lot of oysters in my day. I never swallowed a oyster, I always chewed them. Have I been eating oysters the wrong way my whole life?!
  • OMG I NEED A PENETRATIVE WORD COUNT (Penetrative count: about 1 per chapter now I think) , THIS WORD RIGHT NEXT TO BLAZE IS THIS WOMAN’S FAVORITE WORDS.
  • LOL i love Anna’s hard line of ‘I’M NOT GONNA LET ANY ONE TELL ME HOW MUCH TO EAT, HOW HARD I CAN FUCK IS A-KO. BUT FOOD, HELL NAW.’ Hey I guess we all got our lines in the sand some where.
  • OMG I’m so hungry, I wish I had some seafod or at least something edible, all I have is a fucking tub of butter my last roommate left. You can’t eat butter. It’s not even real butter it’s fucking Country Crock.
  • Man Christian is counting Anna’s calories. That’s….I can’t tell if it is more creepy or rude.
  • Christian: “YOU CAN BE DESSERT.” Just when I didn’t think he could get more cheesy.
  • Christian explaining to Anna about how being a sub would be easy, kinda makes sense. But it sound wrong coming from Christian. I guess because I don’t believe him as a dom and he comes off as a controlling stalker.
  • Damn ROBO CHRISTIAN CAN DETECT PANTIES WETTENING IN A TABLE CLOTH RANGE.
  • I’M DYING, THE MOST AWKWARD SEDUCTION EVER. Anna sucking on a cold asparagus and then biting off the tip. Um girl…well you tried.
  • BLAZE WORD (referring to Christian’s eyes) COUNT: around 10 now.
  • Christian: “OMG IS THAT YOUR SHITTY ASS CAR ANNA, HOW DO IT EVEN WERK?” Damn Christian not every one is a bu-billionaire like you.
  • Anna is pretty much having a small break down about if she waste 3 months of her time banging Christian. Am I a cold person to think, 3 months time is not a lot of time, that’s like a good time for a trial dating/fucking/dom-subbing. You know what a long time is? 2 years with a shitty cell phone plan you can’t break or a bad hair cut that you have to wait to grow out.

So that was this chapter.

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